Reese Witherspoon and Andie MacDowell Clean and Hot at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we'll be picking our...
View ArticleKelly Brook In a Short Red Skirt Is a Greenlight for Kelly Brook Summertime...
If you like the full-bodied curvy women, then Kelly Brook is undoubtedly already one of your favorites. The Britty model and erstwhile actress is back from the South of France, curves just a little...
View ArticleCandice Swanepoel Topless for LUSH of the Day
I love Candice Swanepoel….if you read this site…you already know I’d eat her HIGH AIDS RATE CUZ SHE’S FROM SOUTH AFRICA as it drips down her leg….cuz she’s just that good….but you probably don’t...
View ArticleTeaser Trailer: Django Unchained
Thoughts on this just released teaser trailer for Django Unchained coming soon … DJANGO UNCHAINED. Set in the South two years before the Civil War, DJANGO UNCHAINED stars Academy Award®-winner Jamie...
View ArticleCharlize Theron Hot in Marie Claire France of the Day
Charlize Theron is the OG South African HIV Probable pussy I wanted to fuck…She was the gateway HIV Probable Pussy to others like Candice Swanepoel….both all tall, lean, blonde and making it in...
View ArticleFiona Swarovski Topless Sunbathing Bikini Pictures for the Mature Hottie...
And if my eyes don't deceive me, we have have some peek-a-boo going on South of the Border as well. Well, you may not have seen Swarovski crystal family heiress Fiona Swarovski before, though in her...
View ArticleCandice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day
Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process...
View ArticleHappy 4th Of July!
What’s up, everybody? A long time ago, in an America far, far away, we told the British, “Hey, eat a dick, we’ll handle stealing this land from the Indians from now on.” Also, we really wanted to brush...
View ArticleRide That Brody Ass, Gurl, Ride It!
These are the greatest pictures I've ever seen of an Afghan Hound getting groomed on a boat. Adrien Brody (aka the only hot piece whose hung nose I'd sit and spin on) and his girlfriend Lara Lieto are...
View ArticleDid Jamie Meril Give Permission to Be Shot Topless in Girls Gone Wild? (VIDEO)
Well, it sure looks that way. Now, you may not know the name Jamie Meril, but she's put herself at the center of attention in a legal letter from her attorney to Girls Gone Wild claiming all sorts of...
View ArticleMari Paraiba Nekkid Pictures For a Brazilian Sports Hot Body Issue of Their Own
This seems to be the week of hot nekkid athletes, only we didn't quite get to the skintastic levels with the covered photos from ESPN's Body Issue, so we head where we often head in time of great...
View ArticleCandice Swanepoel’s Handlers Post Another Promo Pic to Instagram of the Day
I always doubt the authenticity of celebrity social media accounts, because I assume they are too busy being celebrities, and more than capable of affording some idiot social media manager to run their...
View ArticleInes Sastre Bikini Pictures Show That Spanish Girls Can Look Hot on Vacation...
For all the visiting interlopers from abroad looking hot in the South of Spain these past few vacation weeks, let us not forget the sextastic celebrities of the home nation, bikini-clad model and...
View ArticleJenna Jameson On Why She’s Endorsing Mitt Romney
When us Americans go to vote for HBIC of the US this November, I know most of us are going to ask ourselves "WIJJVF: Who Is Jenna Jameson Voting For?" before we cast our vote. Well, now you know the...
View ArticleOlivia Palermo Bikini Pictures Remind Us That We Need to Get A Yacht!
Really, the only thing holding us back from securing our sea-worthy babe magnate is something called our credit rating, which is even lower than our S.A.T. scores, both of which are hovering around the...
View ArticleMarica Pellegrinelli Bikini Pictures Ignite Italian Inspirations
You know how I go on and on about the soccer stars and other pro athletes getting all the hot WAGs, well, musicians, the famous arena-selling out types, they do pretty damn fine for themselves as well....
View ArticleKate Moss Topless Sunbathing for the Supermodel Show-Off in the South of France
Really do need to get that yacht, so I can someday be parked off the shores of St. Tropez and change my voicemail message to, 'Sorry, you can't reach me now, I've got topless sunbathing supermodels on...
View ArticleWhy I’ll NEVER go naked on film, by Blake Lively
Blake Lively has ruled out ever doing nude scenes. The Gossip Girl star said she is not a fan of stripping off for acting roles and said she found nudity in movies 'distracting' to the plot. The...
View ArticleMas Telenovela Sextastica de Maria Fernanda Malo en H Para Hombres
Yes, I am taking Spanish classes at The Learning Annex, but only because my Craigslist ad offering to trade sensual foot massages with a Latina woman in exchange for linguistics lessons remains...
View ArticleCandice Swanepoel Hot and Sweaty Behind the Scenes of Her Elle Photoshoot
There are few women we lust in this world more than the South African model-princess Candice Swanepoel, who in lingerie or swimsuits or fashions, or better yet, out of all of them, just continues to...
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